Happy Holidays!

Yeah, don't over eat in your other pastime of over self-indulgence. That's a message for every american citizen. Oh, how we love to make everyone just like us. Hey, we will even introduce racism into an utopian like society. That's just who we are, but this is a time to give thanks, and not bring up the past. The past is bad, it actually shows us why we are so divided and not on the same pages in this country. Freedom for all, except for the people who we feel area beneath us. You know what happens to those people, we murder them all off. We might be the only people who are socially hypnotized to think that this day should be celebrated. Puritans eating and drinking with Native Americans before they slaughter them. Boy, how I think this day is so one-sided and only built to give thanks to the killers of fellow human beings. Then again, maybe I am too cynical to see my own mistakes in furthering this factual myth, that we should give thanks. Personally, I don't give thanks to any gods that many people around the world thank for their materials, and possessions. I thank the only god I can see, and that's me. Look at the world, and tell me if you would want a god to be overseeing this tragic experiment. I honestly, wouldn't want to find out that a god has been sleeping on the job for eons, and never tried to back track on it's decisions to create.

There goes another one, I guessed you've heard the Nick and Jessica are splitsville. I am saddened by this. I wanted their marriage to work out for the long haul, but yay, Jessica is back on the market. For the ladies, Nick is on the market too. I don't want to cheer to loudly, because I think they will get back to together in some years, or unless she meets me. Word to Nick, you missed out homie. You should be calling her, and begging her to reconsider. Nick, you have talent, but Jessica was bringing you tons of fame you didn't earn. You are an A-lister because she was grinding so hard in the entertainment industry, and you were married to her. If I were you I would beg her on all fours to reconsider. Good luck to you both.

Madonna seems to be back on her hustle. She recently scored the #1 spot on the charts. Congrats to you, material girl. P.s. stop with all the religious bullshit, the look doesn't suit you.

Shakira, I 've never seen a woman who was covered in dirt look so hot in my young days. In th e video," La Tortura" she looks absolutely lovely. Now, I know the video is months old, but I had something called a Hurricane K on my mind, so forgive me for being slow on this uptake. I want to be cast as her love interest in her next music video, and they will have to entice me with something else, to leave the set. I am in cross culture love with her. Don't let me talk about her accent, the most wonderful sounds in the world come out of her mouth when she speaks. She is so special, and so talented. She will rule for years to come, and I will be cheering her on all the way.

Special happy holidays to all the troops stationed around the world, who defend us. These inappreciative assholes, who just want to pray their way out of situations that their gods have in interest in.

Pussycatdolls, happy holidays to all of you too. I love you Nicole. Til next time, I am out for lunch,and behave yourselves in my absence.

hunt for the kill to save the starving villagers, and roam safely in the wilderness